She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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