If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
She announced her abortion via fbk
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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