he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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