Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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