sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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