Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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