Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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