i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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