so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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