Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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