have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You're earring is so big in my mouth
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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