I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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