literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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