I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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