She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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