Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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