this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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