Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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