talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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