no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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