They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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