I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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