But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
