none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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