just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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