we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Randomize
