I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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