are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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