i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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