David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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