am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize