Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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