god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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