Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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