I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
3pm strippers are depressing
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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