oh god the rape fog is back!
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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