is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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