Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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