There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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