just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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