so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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