I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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