Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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