We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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