Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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