Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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