So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You are a genius and a whore.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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