he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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