Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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