I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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