Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
it's like heaven, but drunker
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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