you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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