she was so not down for the gang bang
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
how do flat chested girls get laid?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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