I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I need a beard to bite.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I currently don't understand fingers.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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